old songs we used to sing with the words all wrong: Archive

Jan 1st

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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me 
me: nevermind

Jan 1st

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no seriously let's be real i need a link for...

Jan 1st

me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT

Jan 1st

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i seriously need a download of justin doing let it be that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard

Jan 1st

Crying when justin bieber performs let it be

Jan 1st

My mom loves lmfao so much its the best thing ever cjebwjfjfi

Jan 1st

Ringing in the new year with a lotr marathon

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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nice things that happened in 2011: disneyland!! LA in general i guess cruise around nyc picnic day um deathly hallows at midnight my brother lives at home again my birthday was fun that one night i went laser tagging seeing atl this is such a sad list lkfdemljgkvf

Dec 31st

i am very very very very very sad

Dec 31st

idk why i’m so randomly depressed right now i’ve been happy all break up until like 2 hours ago…………..

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world

 omg earthquake!!!! 
 ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
 rip mommy u were a good bitch 
 flood is coming!!
 omg water is in my house
 nO NOT MY COMPUter
 it's ok i have service on my phone guys
 OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
 aw a fireman is here
 he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
 i ship it omg
 otp; i know how to save a life
 whoa the earth is like breaking open
 byE

Dec 31st

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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.

From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: HEY :D Where in New York are you from?

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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youstolemycake: doing nothing on the last day of 2011 in preparation for doing nothing in 2012

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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me : honey im home
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me : oh i forgot he's on tour

Dec 31st

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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol